Is this a little overboard?
I come to you once again with my annual "Maddie's First Day of School" photo* and information extravaganza. You'll have to endure at least 11 more of these after today...but I'm aiming for 19. I'm sure Maddie will earn a PhD in quantum physics or something of the like. However, she assures me that her primary goal is to become President of the United States at some point. Does the presidency require an advanced degree??? Regardless, today is just a stepping stone in her path toward greatness - the FIRST day of FIRST GRADE!!!
In addition to her scholastic achievements, Maddie is testing the waters of physiological superiority based on stamina and endurance as she embarks on her first season of soccer... with me as her coach! Our name: the Fusion. Our motto: No Mercy! (Just kidding, of course.) These 1st and 2nd grade girls are respectful, obedient, ruthless, ambitious, fearless and wonderful! In addition, she has just completed a summer of softball and will once again join the trials and tribulations associated with gymnastics when soccer ends this fall.
*I won't post the photos, so let me know if you'd like to see them and I'll send them via email.